Oh HECK!

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[konkeydongcountry]

i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

[jimmybobjames]

but didn’t that already happen?

[konkeydongcountry]

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

[jimmybobjames]

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

and got slapped in the hand for it?

[konkeydongcountry]

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

[Oh HECK!]

[seasplat]

the glitch effects were really cool!!! (x)

[Oh HECK!]

squid party etiquette

[rockedhershey]

-if two squids are partying, and you don’t want to party, don’t kill them, leave them be. they’re having fun being idiots and that’s okay

-if you accidentally kill a squid party-er, make sure to jump into the nearest source of water. it’s showing remorse

-when the game is about to end, make sure to jump off the stage, it’s the best way to finish a party. 

that’s it for me add if you want 

[Oh HECK!]

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[heatherfranzen]

Little mudkip painting 💧

[Oh HECK!]

[bunsengyro]

So like… What’s up with Marina’s glowing fingers?

It’s not a trait shared by any other Octolings:

[supermaguro64]

She be eatin fun dip

[Oh HECK!]

[garukyuranger]

i am BEGGING you

[Oh HECK!]

[loriinae]

find yourself a plus size clown dom call that a big top

[nonbinarypeach]

elise not a day goes by that I don’t pray to God for him to shut you up for good .

[loriinae]

whats a god to a clown

[Oh HECK!]

[ruthyless]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

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[rougeoctobre]

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.